1 世界终结之日··············· 001
2 好，很好，非常好············· 002
3 愚行· ·················· 004
4 卷须的尝试性纠缠············· 005
5 一名医学预科生的来信··········· 007
6 虫子打架················· 012
7 杰出的赫尼克家族············· 016
8 牛顿和津卡的情缘············· 017
9 主管火山事务的副总裁··········· 018
10 特工X-9·················· 019
11 蛋白质·················· 021
12 世间快乐的末日· ············· 023
13 中转站·················· 024
14 假如车上有雕花玻璃花瓶·········· 026
15 圣诞快乐················· 028
16 回到幼儿园················ 031
17 姑娘池·················· 032
18 世界上最有价值的商品··········· 034
19 再也没有烂泥了· ············· 036
20 九号冰·················· 039
21 海军陆战队勇往直前· ··········· 041
22 黄色小报的记者· ············· 042
23 最后一炉布朗尼· ············· 043
24 什么是万彼得··············· 044
25 赫尼克博士最重要的事情·········· 045
26 神是什么················· 046
27 来自火星的男人· ············· 047
28 美乃滋·················· 050
29 永垂不朽················· 052
30 只是在睡觉················ 053
31 另一个布里德··············· 054
32 炸药挣的钱················ 056
33 一个不知感恩的人············· 057
34 温-迪特·················· 059
35 玩具店·················· 063
36 喵呜· ·················· 066
37 一位现时代的少将············· 068
38 全世界的梭鱼之都············· 070
39 法塔·莫甘娜· ·············· 071
40 希望与慈悲之家· ············· 072
41 为两个人组建的卡拉斯··········· 073
42 送给阿富汗的自行车· ··········· 076
43 示范· ·················· 079
44 同情者·················· 082
45 美国佬为什么招人恨· ··········· 084
46 博克侬教徒如何应付恺撒·········· 085
47 动态张力················· 087
48 就像圣奥古斯丁· ············· 089
49 愤怒大海扔上来的一条鱼·········· 090
50 一个好看的侏儒· ············· 094
51 没问题，老妈··············· 095
52 无痛· ·················· 098
53 织技公司的总裁· ············· 100
54 纳粹、保皇党、空降兵和逃服兵役者····· 101
55 决不要给你自己的书编索引········· 103
56 一个自承重的松鼠笼子··········· 106
57 令人不安的怪梦· ············· 107
58 有差异的暴政··············· 109
59 请系紧安全带··············· 111
60 一个贫困国家··············· 114
61 一个下士值多少· ············· 115
62 黑泽尔为什么不害怕· ··········· 116
63 虔诚和自由················ 118
64 和平与富足················ 119
65 造访圣洛伦佐的好时光··········· 121
66 最强大的东西··············· 124
67 呵-呜-呜克-库！·············· 126
68 一百民主烈士··············· 128
69 一幅巨大的镶嵌画············· 128
70 博克侬的教导··············· 131
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