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《每天讀點英文幽默故事全集》精選535篇令人捧腹的幽默小故事,包括傢庭幽默、兩性幽默、天真童趣、名人幽默、職場幽默、醫患幽默、軍營幽默、校園幽默、宗教幽默、酒吧賓館、律師法庭、警察交通、文字幽默、動物幽默以及綜閤幽默等十五章。本書編排采取中英對照的方式,是原汁原味的英文和地道中文的完美結閤,不論是語言錶達,還是故事內容,都堪稱經典。對於故事中的生詞、詞組都逐一作瞭注釋,使讀者在理解幽默故事的同時,擴大詞匯量。閱讀這本書,體會那些滑稽、詼諧、荒誕、令人捧腹的語言背後耐人尋味的豐富內涵,更有助於培養一種樂觀、積極、自信的人生態度。
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目錄
第一部分:兩性幽默
1.Her Hubby Has Kept A Mistress In His Office她老公有小蜜,去攀比吧!
2.Mistresses In Restaurant 當老公遇到情人
3.How’s Sex 性生活如何
4.Whose Hubby? 原來不是我老公
5.Running Around With Other Women和彆的女人鬼混
6.Who Is His Father?孩子的父親是誰?
7.A Beautiful,Sexy Young Woman一個漂亮性感的年輕女子
8.I don’t Know Her Very Well Yet我和她不熟
9.Husband’s Typist 丈夫的女打字員
10.The Love Affair 風流事
11.An English Girl 帶個英國妞迴來
12.Wearing Nothing 一絲不掛
13.Would You Remarry? 那你會再婚嗎?
14.Man In The Closet壁櫥裏的情夫
15.A Lover 情人
16.He Asked Me First他先嚮我主動索吻瞭
17.A Great System浴缸裏的太太
18.A Doctor’s Affair With His Nurse醫生與護士的婚外情
19.The Beautiful Girl? 漂亮女孩?
20.Who Is Her Husband? 誰是她丈夫?
21.Why Were You Watching Me In My Bath? 你為什麼偷窺我洗澡?
22.Man In The Fridge躲藏在冰箱裏的偷情人
23.Strip Off And Streak老婦裸奔
24.My Wife Was Cheating On Me老婆有外遇
25.Four Floors' Knocking 裸著去開門
26.He Averaged Two Dates A week他平均每周約兩個女人
27.Who Cares 美女藉宿
28.Female Fans女影迷們
29.Kiss Buttock親吻屁股
30.He Isn’t Really Your Dad反正他也不是你親生爸爸
31.Baked Beans And Putting 吃豆放屁
32.One Of The Ladies Is My Wife,The Other One Is My Mistress!妻子正與我小蜜在一起
33.Wife’s Bill“美女”的賬單
34.Naked 裸體
35.A Magic Blind Man 盲人聞齣情人味
36.I Would Rather Commit Adultery我寜願犯通奸罪
37.I’ll See To The Rest 我來照管美女
38.Dear,I Like To Do What That Bull Is Doing親愛的,我真想做那頭公牛正在做的事!
39.Husband Was Cheating On Her 當丈夫有婚外情......
40.Your Horse Called 你的“馬”來電話啦
41.I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend我和你最好的朋友曖昧上瞭....
42.Women 女人,讓我歡喜讓我愁
43.Dancing Party舞會
44.I Am Not Able To Take Care Of Three Wives 三個老婆?
45.You Aren’t My Father你不是我親生爸爸
46.Notes 便條
47.A Pretty Maid 美麗女僕
48.Better Not My Daughter 還好不是我的女兒
49.I Want Her To Go Nuts 我就是要讓她發瘋
50.My Days Of Fooling Around With College Girls Are Not Over我還能和女大學生們廝混
51.A Kiss A Meter一米布料一個吻
52.Questions And Answers 巧問妙答
53.Some Conversations On Married Life 婚姻百態
54.We�餽e Divorced!我們已經離婚瞭
55.Husbands Said 丈夫如是說
56.Facts About Women 難懂女人心
57.The Power Of Your Picture 照片給力
第二部分:傢庭幽默
1.HE Walks Everywhere HE Goes 耶穌從不開車
2.Coming With You 父子離傢
3.Father And Son 父親和兒子
4.Who’s In Heaven? 誰在天堂?
5.Rejuvenation Pill 返老還童藥片
6.They Won’t Let Me Fart 就是不準我放屁
7.Pious Wishes 虔誠心願
8.Big Game Mishap倒黴的雄獅
9.Role Reversal角色轉換
10.A Bargain物美價廉
11.Dating Service 交友服務
12.Perfect Woman 完美女友
13.The Divorce 離婚
14.Till The Last Minute 直至最後一分鍾
15.Men’s Club 男士俱樂部
16.The Best Time 最佳時機
17.Your Son Called 你的兒子打電話來瞭
18.A Change Of Mind 迴心轉意
19.That Is My Husband 那是我老公
20.To Be A Sensitive Man做一個敏感的人
21.Your Children And My Children Are Whipping Our Children孩子們在打架
22.A Puzzling Problem 難題
23.But I See Five Donkeys 我看見五頭驢
24.It’s For The Funeral 為葬禮準備的
25.Endearing Terms 甜言蜜語
26.The Day Off From Work 丈夫休息在傢
27.They Just Had Quintuplets你也想生五胞胎?
28.Quick Fix 權宜之計
29.I Just Lost Two Dollars我隻損失兩美元
30.Tightwad 吝嗇鬼
31.Tell Him To Drop Dead!叫他去死!
32.How Many Vice Presidents副主管多著呢
33.He Made His Own Lunch 他自個兒準備的午飯
34.I Didn’t Do It 我什麼也沒做
35.You Forget Again!你又忘瞭!
36.Fifty/Fifty 五五對半分
37.I Had Him Buried Upside Down!臉朝下葬
38.Flatterer?馬屁精?
39.Very Smelly Feet 你的腳真臭
40.A Nice Stone 上好的墓碑
41.Thirty Years Younger Than Me 比我年輕30歲
42.What Are You Going To Do This Evening? 你今天晚上要乾什麼去?
43.It Was Too Late為時已晚
44.Still A Bum 混世小子
45.Son Wears Father�餾 Clothes 子穿父裝
46.The Scholar’s Logic 學者的邏輯
47.A Letter From Mom 媽媽的來信
48.You Don’t Look Like An Old Lady At All你看起來一點都不像個老婦人
49.The Missing Husband 失蹤的丈夫
50.My Wife Makes All Small Decisions小事老婆說瞭算
51.Try The Hat試帽子
52.Domestic Thief 傢賊
53.The Allergy過敏
54.New Suit新套服
55.If I Was In It 我在裏麵
56.A Stingy Man小氣鬼
57.A Honeymoon Couple蜜月夫婦
58.Say Goodbye To Mother�睮n�睱aw 與丈母娘道彆
59.That’s One! 籲!
60.One Stringed Instrument單弦樂器
61.It’s Unnecessary To See God With A Present見上帝是沒必要帶禮物
62.A lucky Customer幸運的顧客
63.Cat Hating Husband討厭貓的丈夫
64.Let Him Worry!煩惱給房東!
65.Say Good Bye To Canadian Winter 拜拜瞭,該死的加拿大鼕天
66.My Wife Doesn’t Lay Eggs 我媳婦可不下蛋
67.A Monkey like Husband 丈夫像猴
68.The Perfect Husband完美丈夫
69.Twins雙胞胎
70.A Penny Pincher 守財奴
71.Brave And Brainy 智勇雙全
72.I Don’t Want It Either我也不想要瞭
73.How will I Find My Ring There? 找戒指
74.The Hard Five Minutes 難忍的五分鍾
75.A Brand New Scale嶄新的體重計
76.The Bum 流浪漢
77.Is The Car Yours? 這車是你的嗎?
78.Nothing to Help 幫倒忙
79.Old Habit 江山易改,本性難移
80.A Few Tips小貼士
81.Don’t Try These Techniques At Home在傢時不要嘗試這些技巧
第三部分:天真童趣
1.Two Cents A Glass 兩分一杯
2.Why Do You Let Her Go About Naked?為什麼她可以不穿衣服到處亂走?
3.Under The Wagon你爸在哪裏?
4.Whose baby is it? 誰的寶寶?
5.A Good Boy 好孩子
6.Drunk老爸喝醉瞭
7.You Got An F On Sex你的‘性’成績‘不及格’
8.Excited Remarks 興奮的話
9.Patty Is Dead 派蒂死瞭
10.Goldfish埋金魚
11.Talking On The Telephone 和上帝通電話
12.God Is Missing 上帝哪兒去瞭
13.A Moron Is A Moron 傻子就是傻子
14.No Word About Ears 決不提耳朵
15.A Trick To Save Money 攢錢小花招
16.Why Are Some Hairs White? 為什麼有白頭發?
17.They Are Looking For Me 找我呢
18.You Can Be The husband.I Can Be Your Wife你做我老公,我做你老婆
19.Making Others Glad使他人快樂
20.Definitely 屎拉在褲子裏啦
21.Jesus Is In The Bathroom耶穌在衛生間裏
22.The Audience And The Son觀眾和兒子
23.A Useful Lesson帶兒子去喝酒
24.The Young Archer 年輕的弓箭手
25.List Your Sins列齣你的過錯
26.One Place Ahead 前進一名
27.The World Is Going To End 世界末日
28.It’s Hard To Tell One From The Other雙胞胎難辨
29.You Are Afraid Of Mamma就怕老媽
30.Have His Cap Back 魔法帽子
31.The Consciousness Of Safety 安全意識
32.Piss And Sing 我想唱歌
33.Arithmetic Lesson算數作業
34.The Reason behind It 原來如此
35.Follow One’s Father 效仿老爸
36.A Gentleman 紳士
37.A Holiday from School假期
38.Stupid Orders 愚蠢的命令
39.Violin Lessons小提琴課
40.Letter To The Lord 寫給上帝的信
41.How Do You Get Pregnant Then? 媽,你是怎麼懷孕的呢?
42.Mom Put Us To Bed This Way Last Night媽媽昨晚讓我們穿成這樣睡的覺
43.Only One Cake Left 隻剩一塊蛋糕瞭
44.Why Does It Rain On The Road Too? 雨為什麼也要下在路上呢?
45.Daddy,You Are Taking All The Good Ones 爸爸,你淨揀好的吃
46.Little John Buys The Bread.小約翰買麵包
47.She Wants To Keep Them她想占有它們
48.How You Work Out That Three Lots Of Two Rabbits Is seven 三組兩隻兔子加成七隻?
49.Where’s My Booger? 我的鼻屎呢?
第四部分:名人幽默
1.Franklin Likes Gambling富蘭剋林打賭
2.President Reagon And Republicans裏根與共和黨人
3.Clinton Proposed To Hilary剋林頓嚮希拉裏求婚
4.President Anderson And the Devil 安德森總統與魔鬼
5.Clinton' Tragedy剋林頓的“杯具”
6.If You Graduate from Yale,You Become President耶魯齣總統
7.The Queen Almost Gets Back To 1700s 小布什總統的口誤
8.Bathe On Behalf Of Me 替霍夫曼洗澡
9.Tent Stolen 福爾摩斯的帳篷被偷
10.Let My Driver Answer It 愛因斯坦與司機
11.Worn Out Overcoat 愛因斯坦的破爛外套
12.Off�瞭he�睠uff Remarks 丘吉爾的即興妙語
13.Franklin 多纔多藝的富蘭剋林
14.'The Pope Is Never Wrong' is Not True教皇永無過錯?
15.Robert Scholz ' Hot Soup 肖爾茲要的熱湯
16.Making up Stories 狄更斯編故事
17.Questions For George Bush 嚮布什總統提問題
18.Madonna,Britney And Christina 麥當娜等當紅歌星
19.Which Is More Powerful 赫魯曉夫更臭
20.Put Up With Her For Only 15 Minutes 林肯總統的無奈
21.Have No More Room For A Vice President 傑弗遜副總統沒有客房住
22.Neither Am I The Vice President奧巴馬不適做副總統
23.Clone Another Cheney 剋隆一個副總統切尼
24.I Am A Sacrifice To The Terrible Epidemic Now 小布什總統嘴巴染上瞭口蹄疫
25.It Is A Shoe Size 10 小布什遭鞋襲
26.Wall Street Drank Too Much And Had A Hangover 布什:“華爾街喝高瞭”
27.Only Child Was Born There 華盛頓:“這裏隻有一個嬰兒齣生”
28.Rescue Clinton In The River剋林頓河中獲救
29.The Pope Himself Drives教皇本人親自開車
30.One Way Street Wilson 我行我素的威爾遜
31.Candidates In The Air空中的總統候選人
32.What D
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